Cook your pigs in a blanket according to the package directions and prepare your favorite wings. Wash and slice the apples, celery, kiwi, and cucumbers.
Place the pigs in a blanket in the center of a large board, arranging them in the shape of a football.
Layer more pigs in a blanket to fill in the football shape, then add a line down the center and place short dashes of mustard to create football laces.
Build out the football field by filling the surrounding space with green items like celery, guacamole, snap peas, apples, cucumbers, and kiwi.
Place wings, ranch, grapes, and tortilla chips around the board for easy access.